Hadripwaplarnfasgenpak is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, confident lion.

Hadripwaplarnfasgenpak created the planet Mars two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hadripwaplarnfasgenpak, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Hadripwaplarnfasgenpak, it will turn you into a rat.

Hadripwaplarnfasgenpak's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Hadripwaplarnfasgenpak's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your feet green.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never hurt rats.

4. Erect six carbon sculptures of Hadripwaplarnfasgenpak on top of important buildings.

5. Never eat green fruit.