Pombabbiss is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, kind pigeon.

Pombabbiss created time and space eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pombabbiss, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Pombabbiss, he will jump up and down on your head.

Pombabbiss' most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Pombabbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Run away from magenta swans, for they are unholy.

2. Do not wear iron on your body.

3. Pombabbiss loves capybaras, so they must be respected.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not dye your hair white.