Sog is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, awe-inspiring gerbil.

Sog created light two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sog, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sog, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Sog's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Sog's Holy Commandments

1. Always help squirrels.

2. You must never eat lemons.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always wear blue.