Zodhabfat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, idiotic guinea pig.

Zodhabfat created the Virgo Supercluster eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zodhabfat, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Zodhabfat, he will turn you into a frog.

Zodhabfat's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Zodhabfat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never talk about ultrasonics.

3. Never hop in the presence of monkeys.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.