Midrulljam Fubarn is a god.
He takes the form of a very thin, witty
crocodile.
Midrulljam Fubarn created an up quark nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Midrulljam Fubarn, he will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Midrulljam Fubarn, he will turn you into a rat.
Midrulljam Fubarn's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.
Midrulljam Fubarn's Holy Commandments1. Always pray in complete darkness.
2. Never eat green fruit.
3. Never go into gray rooms.
4. Never look at dwarf planets.
5. Run away if seven horses approach from the south.