Yarphabmab is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, caring aardvark.

Yarphabmab created an electron six billion years ago.

If you believe in Yarphabmab, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Yarphabmab, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Yarphabmab's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Yarphabmab's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. You must pray to Yarphabmab three times a day.

4. Always help snakes.

5. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Yarphabmab in the centre of the settlement.