Arfbotdam is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, wise ant.

Arfbotdam created a charm quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Arfbotdam, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Arfbotdam, it will refuse to believe in you.

Arfbotdam's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Arfbotdam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always make sure there are no sharks in a room before entering it.

5. You must never eat corn.