Bimsittar is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, omnipotent hedgehog.

Bimsittar created water two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bimsittar, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bimsittar, it will come to you in dreams.

Bimsittar's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Bimsittar's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Bimsittar.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always take life seriously.