Sawnabbutbass is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, tranquil guinea pig.

Sawnabbutbass created the planet Earth four million years ago.

If you believe in Sawnabbutbass, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Sawnabbutbass, it will cry a lot.

Sawnabbutbass' most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Sawnabbutbass' Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Sawnabbutbass' priests.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Pigs are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Fast once a month.