Sombissnak is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, grumpy lobster.

Sombissnak created bats eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sombissnak, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sombissnak, it will cry a lot.

Sombissnak's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Sombissnak's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your head pink.

2. Never talk about cell theory.

3. You must love Sombissnak.

4. Run away if seven hamsters approach from the east.

5. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.