Nantipzen Armgepgod is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, temperamental penguin.

Nantipzen Armgepgod created Mount Everest seven million years ago.

If you believe in Nantipzen Armgepgod, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Nantipzen Armgepgod, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Nantipzen Armgepgod's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Nantipzen Armgepgod's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate gulls.

3. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.