Zednigont Tadgiljaphadsigsand is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, moody rhinoceros.

Zednigont Tadgiljaphadsigsand created carbon nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zednigont Tadgiljaphadsigsand, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Zednigont Tadgiljaphadsigsand, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Zednigont Tadgiljaphadsigsand's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Zednigont Tadgiljaphadsigsand's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Zednigont Tadgiljaphadsigsand four times a day.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.

5. Worship no other gods but Zednigont Tadgiljaphadsigsand.