Somflabhub is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, unthinking alligator.

Somflabhub created matter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Somflabhub, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Somflabhub, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Somflabhub's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Somflabhub's Holy Commandments

1. Tortoises are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not wear red clothing.

3. Never talk about bacteria.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never talk about gravity.