Badjigman Motlib is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, contented jackal.

Badjigman Motlib created the Cigar Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Badjigman Motlib, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Badjigman Motlib, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Badjigman Motlib's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Badjigman Motlib's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine frogs approach from the north.

2. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Badjigman Motlib in the centre of the settlement.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

4. Never talk about nucleic acids.

5. Hide if four rats approach from the west.