Gudnablarp is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, grumpy unicorn.

Gudnablarp created water four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gudnablarp, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gudnablarp, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Gudnablarp's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Gudnablarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear tights.

2. Never feed bananas to sharks while wearing orange shoes.

3. Never talk about optics.

4. Always help tortoises in need.

5. Worship no other gods but Gudnablarp.