Loopappwit is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, thoughtless ferret.

Loopappwit created a Higgs boson two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Loopappwit, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Loopappwit, she will have a low opinion of you.

Loopappwit's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Loopappwit's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Worship no other gods but Loopappwit.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.

5. Always treat aardvarks with great respect.