Fetwanbat is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, almighty otter.

Fetwanbat created time and space four years ago.

If you believe in Fetwanbat, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fetwanbat, it will destroy your favourite star.

Fetwanbat's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Fetwanbat's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Fetwanbat three times a day.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not drink alcohol.