Disslinhud is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, competent dryad.

Disslinhud created tapeworms six billion years ago.

If you believe in Disslinhud, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Disslinhud, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Disslinhud's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Disslinhud's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Disslinhud in the centre of the settlement.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Disslinhud.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.