Bastbestfut is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, calm deer.

Bastbestfut created light three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bastbestfut, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bastbestfut, it will turn you into a goat.

Bastbestfut's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Bastbestfut's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about grasshopers.

2. Gulls are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Bastbestfut loves seals, so they must be respected.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Birds are not to be trusted.