Xensakzen is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, uncaring swallow.

Xensakzen created the Sunflower Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Xensakzen, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Xensakzen, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Xensakzen's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Xensakzen's Holy Commandments

1. Swans are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always make sure there are no turtles in a building before entering it.

3. Xensakzen loves otters, so they must be honoured.

4. Always help ants in need.

5. Never sit near squirrels.