Tombutpon is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, moody otter.

Tombutpon created the Milkyway eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tombutpon, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tombutpon, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Tombutpon's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Tombutpon's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Tombutpon.

2. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.