Butdannurl is a god.

She takes the form of a small, flying wolf.

Butdannurl created viruses seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Butdannurl, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Butdannurl, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Butdannurl's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Butdannurl's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Butdannurl on top of all buildings.

2. Run away if three squirrels approach from the east.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Retreat if five swans approach from the south.

5. Never talk about asteroids.