Hudnurtsasbemquaf is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, all-knowing tortoise.

Hudnurtsasbemquaf created an electron two million years ago.

If you believe in Hudnurtsasbemquaf, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Hudnurtsasbemquaf, he will try to impress you with trees.

Hudnurtsasbemquaf's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Hudnurtsasbemquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Foxes are not to be trusted.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not wear silver on your body.

4. Do not hurt moths.

5. Retreat if nine ducks approach from the east.