Kommetnib is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, happy gnu.

Kommetnib created the Sol system three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kommetnib, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Kommetnib, she will turn you into a mole.

Kommetnib's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Kommetnib's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force near capybaras while wearing pink scarves and balancing seven silver spheres on your legs.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never talk about birds.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate foxes.