Tamjatweglarn is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, merciful otter.

Tamjatweglarn created the Black Eye Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tamjatweglarn, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tamjatweglarn, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Tamjatweglarn's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Tamjatweglarn's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from purple capybaras for they are unholy.

2. Always help doves in need.

3. Hide if five goats approach from the north.

4. Erect seven platinum sculptures of Tamjatweglarn on top of important buildings.

5. Do not drink water in black rooms.