Benceb Litlagved is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, egotistical tapir.

Benceb Litlagved created the Large Magellanic Cloud two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Benceb Litlagved, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Benceb Litlagved, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Benceb Litlagved's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Benceb Litlagved's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Benceb Litlagved loves mites, so they must be honoured.

3. Never skip in the presence of cats.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Never write about amino acids.