Cabfodwegflabgan is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, astonishing wyrm.

Cabfodwegflabgan created the planet Mars two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cabfodwegflabgan, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cabfodwegflabgan, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Cabfodwegflabgan's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Cabfodwegflabgan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about spacetime near shrews while wearing red scarves and balancing five gold spheres on your legs.

2. Erect four iron sculptures of Cabfodwegflabgan on top of important buildings.

3. Do not keep nine snakes in a large pit.

4. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.

5. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.