Didafjop is a god.
He takes the form of an enormous, benevolent
dog.
Didafjop created water four years ago.
If you believe in
Didafjop, he will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Didafjop, he will send minions to preach to you.
Didafjop's most sacred site is Embalam in India.
Didafjop's Holy Commandments1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
2. Gulls are unholy and should not be approached.
3. Learn seven new languages a year.
4. Feed all hungry swans.
5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.