Didafjop is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, benevolent dog.

Didafjop created water four years ago.

If you believe in Didafjop, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Didafjop, he will send minions to preach to you.

Didafjop's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Didafjop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Gulls are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Learn seven new languages a year.

4. Feed all hungry swans.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.