Natbogcit is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, emotional camel.

Natbogcit created a Higgs boson four billion years ago.

If you believe in Natbogcit, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Natbogcit, he will cry a lot.

Natbogcit's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Natbogcit's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not kill swans.

3. Always treat gulls with great respect.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never write about moons.