Sisdubgomfebtithig is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, pitiless goblin.

Sisdubgomfebtithig created oxygen three million years ago.

If you believe in Sisdubgomfebtithig, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Sisdubgomfebtithig, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Sisdubgomfebtithig's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Sisdubgomfebtithig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never feed nuts to goats while wearing pink tights.

4. Never sing near mites.

5. Do not take Sisdubgomfebtithig's name in vain.