Quilldissnulhinbemdun is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, vain hydra.

Quilldissnulhinbemdun created everything that exists eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quilldissnulhinbemdun, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Quilldissnulhinbemdun, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Quilldissnulhinbemdun's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Quilldissnulhinbemdun's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Hide from mauve capybaras for they are unholy.

4. Do not wear gold on your body.

5. Run away if nine bats approach from the south.