Abflig is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, witty dragon.

Abflig created light nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Abflig, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Abflig, she will make you grow a tail.

Abflig's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Abflig's Holy Commandments

1. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.

2. You must love Abflig.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.