Legtomsog Litdabfun is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, compassionate fairy.

Legtomsog Litdabfun created the planet Saturn six million years ago.

If you believe in Legtomsog Litdabfun, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Legtomsog Litdabfun, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Legtomsog Litdabfun's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Legtomsog Litdabfun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never feed aubergines to nematodes while wearing coats.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Retreat if five tapirs approach from the west.

5. Do not dye your hair green.
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