Ruttgambud is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, impressive chicken.

Ruttgambud created the Sol system nine million years ago.

If you believe in Ruttgambud, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Ruttgambud, she will try to impress you with trees.

Ruttgambud's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Ruttgambud's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never think about quantum field theory near frogs while wearing red ear rings and balancing three silicon spheres on your hands.

3. Ruttgambud must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always help swans in need.