Nillcissjenbetzedgar is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, benevolent warg.

Nillcissjenbetzedgar created a bottom quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nillcissjenbetzedgar, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Nillcissjenbetzedgar, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Nillcissjenbetzedgar's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Nillcissjenbetzedgar's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no horses in a building before entering it.

2. Never jump near turtles.

3. Do not shave your back.

4. Retreat if four badgers approach from the east.

5. Never think about moons.