Quartdaphig is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, caring duck.

Quartdaphig created the Black Eye Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Quartdaphig, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Quartdaphig, it will remove you from existence.

Quartdaphig's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Quartdaphig's Holy Commandments

1. Great tits are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always help capybaras in need.

4. You must pray to Quartdaphig three times a day.

5. Never run near moths.