Cidwonflisbod is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, confident jackal.

Cidwonflisbod created carbon two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cidwonflisbod, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cidwonflisbod, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Cidwonflisbod's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Cidwonflisbod's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

3. Do not kill eagles.

4. Never jump near cats.

5. Do not dye your hair blue.
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