Sabcepbud is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, unselfish crow.

Sabcepbud created humanity five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sabcepbud, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Sabcepbud, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Sabcepbud's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Sabcepbud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never think about ultrasonics near otters while wearing violet jumpers and balancing three gold spheres on your face.

3. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always help sick grasshopers.