Bissbutarf is a god.
It takes the form of a fat, witty
jellyfish.
Bissbutarf created dark matter nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bissbutarf, it will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Bissbutarf, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.
Bissbutarf's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.
Bissbutarf's Holy Commandments1. Do not cook food in pots.
2. Do not hop in public.
3. Never think about galaxies.
4. Bissbutarf loves ants, so they must be honoured.
5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.