Bissbutarf is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, witty jellyfish.

Bissbutarf created dark matter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bissbutarf, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bissbutarf, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Bissbutarf's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Bissbutarf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not hop in public.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Bissbutarf loves ants, so they must be honoured.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.