Paskikzig Cadwabgid is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, thoughtless hippopotamus.

Paskikzig Cadwabgid created a quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Paskikzig Cadwabgid, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Paskikzig Cadwabgid, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Paskikzig Cadwabgid's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Paskikzig Cadwabgid's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Run away if nine squirrels approach from the south.

3. Erect a large silver sculpture of Paskikzig Cadwabgid on top of all buildings.

4. Always help sick seals.

5. Never feed lots of wheat to swans while wearing indigo kilts.