Govbamvon is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, merciful rat.

Govbamvon created the Sombrero Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Govbamvon, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Govbamvon, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Govbamvon's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Govbamvon's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about stars.

2. Do not take Govbamvon's name in vain.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Hide if four geese approach from the north.

5. Do not skip in public.