Begmutxucmin is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, humane fairy.

Begmutxucmin created the Tadpole Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Begmutxucmin, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Begmutxucmin, she will destroy your home planet.

Begmutxucmin's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Begmutxucmin's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick capybaras.

2. Never feed melons to geese while wearing brown ear rings.

3. Do not hurt frogs.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate shrews.

5. Always take life seriously.