Begmutxucmin is a god.
She takes the form of a blubbery, humane
fairy.
Begmutxucmin created the Tadpole Galaxy six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Begmutxucmin, she will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Begmutxucmin, she will destroy your home planet.
Begmutxucmin's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.
Begmutxucmin's Holy Commandments1. Always help sick capybaras.
2. Never feed melons to geese while wearing brown ear rings.
3. Do not hurt frogs.
4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate shrews.
5. Always take life seriously.