Mabgupnur Cetcamnar is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, self-confident sheep.

Mabgupnur Cetcamnar created the planet Jupiter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Mabgupnur Cetcamnar, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Mabgupnur Cetcamnar, it will cry a lot.

Mabgupnur Cetcamnar's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Mabgupnur Cetcamnar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill tortoises.

2. Never think about cell theory.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Mabgupnur Cetcamnar.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always help badgers in need.