Gandotjad is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, competent spider.

Gandotjad created the Sunflower Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gandotjad, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gandotjad, she will think nothing of it.

Gandotjad's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Gandotjad's Holy Commandments

1. Always help swans in need.

2. Nematodes are not to be trusted.

3. Do not eat spinach.

4. Never mention doves.

5. Gandotjad must be the most important thing in your life.