Jenlenbab is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, annoying lizard.

Jenlenbab created the world three million years ago.

If you believe in Jenlenbab, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Jenlenbab, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Jenlenbab's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Jenlenbab's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Put Jenlenbab first in all things.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never feed peanuts to birds while wearing green jumpers.