Ort is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, deceitful dragon.

Ort created the Cigar Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ort, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ort, it will turn you into a rock.

Ort's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Ort's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear green skirts.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never talk about shrews.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.