Tigcubdoss is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, confident crab.

Tigcubdoss created the Milkyway three billion years ago.

If you believe in Tigcubdoss, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Tigcubdoss, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Tigcubdoss' most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Tigcubdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Hide if nine shrews approach from the east.

3. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never go into brown rooms.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.