Jontikyamlib is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, caring wyrm.

Jontikyamlib created silver two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jontikyamlib, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Jontikyamlib, it will turn you into a dog.

Jontikyamlib's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Jontikyamlib's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed bananas to ducks while wearing pink shirts.

2. Do not kill badgers.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Always wear brown.

5. Never go into gray rooms.
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