Saf Timbadlit is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, smart wombat.

Saf Timbadlit created a bottom quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Saf Timbadlit, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Saf Timbadlit, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Saf Timbadlit's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Saf Timbadlit's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about enzymes.

2. Always help doves in need.

3. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Saf Timbadlit in the centre of the settlement.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never feed limes to otters while wearing dresses.