Stipnibdap Nigragbest is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, egotistical goose.

Stipnibdap Nigragbest created a bottom quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Stipnibdap Nigragbest, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Stipnibdap Nigragbest, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Stipnibdap Nigragbest's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Stipnibdap Nigragbest's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not speak about peas.

5. Never go into blue rooms.